Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
July 18, 2018
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THIS IS THE LAST WEEK THE BIG-PICTURE AUDIO HOROSCOPES WILL BE
AVAILABLE!
EXPLORE THE BIG PICTURE OF YOUR LIFE
with my Expanded Audio Horoscopes for the Second Half of 2018 and
onward into 2019. This is the last week they will be available.
How can you exert your free will to create the adventures that will bring
out the best in you, even as you find graceful ways to cooperate with the
tides of destiny?
To listen to my IN-DEPTH, LONG-TERM AUDIO FORECAST for YOUR LIFE
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The horoscopes cost $6 apiece. Discounts are available for multiple
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TO-DO LIST
1. Say these words into a mirror: "It's bad luck to be superstitious."
2. Fantasize that your so-called "dark side" is sweet and creamy.
3. Watch TV with your third eye.
4. Put on inflatable sumo wrestler costumes and play bagpipes as badly as
possible.
5. Imagine you have guardian angels who look like Malcolm X and Eugene
Debs.
6. Plant orchids on a strip-mined hill.
7. Dream you're a red-tailed hawk soaring over a shopping mall.
8. Forgive yourself for the blindness that put you in the path of those
who betrayed you.
9. Put bumper stickers on your car that says, "My goddess can kick your
god's ass!"
10. Hire a puppet troupe to reenact your life story using marionettes in
Renaissance costumes.
11. Buy seven used gowns worn to the Academy Awards show by famous
actresses, and send them gratis to seven Guatemalan teenagers.
12. Meditate on how one of the symbols of plenitude in Nepal is a
mongoose vomiting jewels.
13. Thank your mother for the pain she endured while birthing us.
14. Review in painstaking detail the history of your life, honoring every
moment as if you were conducting a benevolent Judgment Day.
15. Create a royal crown for yourself out of shower cap, rubber bands,
and light bulbs.
16. Test to see if people are really listening to you by asserting that Karl
Marx was one of the Marx Brothers and that Joan of Arc was married to
the Biblical Noah.
17. Teach an animal to dance.
18. Make believe you are the ocean king or the thunder queen.
19. Actually kiss the earth now and then.
20. Find many good excuses to say, as physicist Niels Bohr once did,
"Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true."
21. Ask butterflies if they will hang out on our faces for a while.
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YOU'RE A MAGICIAN
I'm not a major fan of occultist Aleister Crowley, but I appreciate some of
his ideas. His definition of magic is pure and true: the Science and Art of
causing change to occur in conformity with will.
He wasn't simply referring to the esoteric transformations attempted by
wizards and witches wielding spells and conjurations. He meant anyone
who seeks to make practical shifts in his or her life.
Let's say you grew up conditioned to feel shame about behavior there's
no good reason to feel shame about, and you resolve to do whatever it
takes to dissolve that shame, and you succeed in doing it. That's magic.
Or maybe you no longer want to attract bad listeners and flaky
collaborators into your sphere, and you promise yourself you will alter
that pattern, and you ultimately achieve your goal. That's magic, too.
One other example: You decide you want to be a skilled songwriter, and
spend years learning to play an instrument, analyzing the songs you love
in order to understand how they're constructed, and cultivating your
creativity. That's magic at work.
I invite you to identify an example of one or two of your own magic skills.
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Therefore, dark past,
I'm about to do it.
I'm about to forgive you
for everything.
– Mary Oliver, from WHAT DO WE KNOW
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One of the odd and enjoyable things about my weekly column "Free Will
Astrology" is that you can read it for free! Below, in this newsletter, is the
most recent batch of horoscopes
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read your horoscope.)
Here are the long-term, big-picture horoscopes I wrote for you at the
beginning of 2018. How are they working for you?
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning July 19
Copyright 2018 by Rob Brezsny
http://www.freewillastrology.com/horoscopes/
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Self-described skeptics sometimes say to me,
"How can any intelligent person believe in astrology? You must be
suffering from a brain dysfunction if you imagine that the movements of
planets can reveal any useful clues about our lives." If the "skeptic" is
truly open-minded, as an authentic skeptic should be, I offer a mini-
lecture to correct his misunderstandings. If he's not (which is the usual
case), I say that I don't need to "believe" in astrology; I use astrology
because it works. For instance, I have a working hypothesis that
Cancerians like myself enjoy better-than-average insight and luck with
money every year from late July through the month of August. It's
irrelevant whether there's a "scientific" theory to explain why this might
be. I simply undertake efforts to improve my financial situation at this
time, and I'm often successful.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Here are some of the fine gifts you're eligible for
and even likely to receive during the next four weeks: a more constructive
and fluid relationship with obsession; a panoramic look at what lies below
the tip of the metaphorical iceberg; a tear-jerking joyride that cracks open
your sleeping sense of wonder; erasure of at least 20 percent of your
self-doubt; vivid demonstrations of the excitement available from slowing
down and taking your sweet time; and a surprising and useful truth
delivered to your soul by your body.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): During the last three months of 2018, I
suspect you will dismantle or outgrow a foundation. Why? So as to
prepare the way for building or finding a new foundation in 2019. From
next January onward, I predict you will re-imagine the meaning of home.
You'll grow fresh roots and come to novel conclusions about the
influences that enable you to feel secure and stable. The reason I'm
revealing these clues ahead of time is because now is a good time to get
a foreshadowing of how to proceed. You can glean insights on where to
begin your work.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A reader asked Libran blogger Ana-Sofia
Cardelle, "How does one become more sensual?" I'll ask you to meditate
on the same question. Why? Because it's a good time to enrich and
deepen your sensuality. For inspiration, here are some ideas that blend my
words with Cardelle's: "Laugh easily and freely. Tune in to the rhythm of
your holy animal body as you walk. Sing songs that remind you why
you're here on earth. Give yourself the luxury of reading books that thrill
your imagination and fill you with fresh questions. Eat food with your
fingers. Allow sweet melancholy to snake through you. Listen innocently
to people, being warm-hearted and slyly wild. Soak up colors with your
eager eyes. Whisper grateful prayers to the sun as you exult in its gifts."
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): "If people aren't laughing at your goals, your
goals are too small." So says bodybuilder Kai Greene. I don't know if I
would personally make such a brazen declaration, but I do think it's worth
considering -- especially for you right now. You're entering into the Big
Bold Vision time of your astrological cycle. It's a phase when you'll be
wise to boost the intensity of your hopes for yourself, and get closer to
knowing the ultimate form of what you want, and be daring enough to
imagine the most sublime possible outcomes for your future. If you do all
that with the proper chutzpah, some people may indeed laugh at your
audacity. That's OK!
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): This mini-chapter in your epic life story
is symbolically ruled by the fluttering flights of butterflies, the whirring
hum of hummingbird wings, the soft cool light of fireflies, and the dawn
dances of seahorses. To take maximum advantage of the blessings life will
tease you with in the coming weeks, I suggest you align yourself with
phenomena like those. You will tend to be alert and receptive in just the
right ways if you cultivate a love of fragile marvels, subtle beauty, and
amazing grace.
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BRAINSTORM ABOUT THE BIG PICTURE OF YOUR LIFE
with my Expanded Audio Horoscopes for the Second Half of 2018 and
beyond:
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What will be the story of your life during the rest of 2018 and onward
into 2019? How can you exert your free will to create the adventures
that will bring out the best in you, even as you find graceful ways to
cooperate with the tides of destiny?
If you'd like a high-octane boost of inspiration to fuel your quest to create
your most interesting and meaningful destiny, tune in to my meditations
on your long-term outlook.
Go here: http://RealAstrology.com. Then register and/or log in and click
on this link:
"Long Term Forecast for Second Half of 2018"
You can also listen to your short-term forecast for the coming week by
clicking on "This week (July 17, 2018)."
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I swear the astrological omens are telling
me to tell you that you have license to make the following requests: 1.
People from your past who say they'd like to be part of your future have
to prove their earnestness by forgiving your debts to them and asking
your forgiveness for their debts to you. 2. People who are pushing for you
to be influenced by them must agree to be influenced by you. 3. People
who want to deepen their collaborations with you must promise to
deepen their commitment to wrestling with their own darkness. 4. People
who say they care for you must prove their love in a small but meaningful
way.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You will never find an advertisement for
Nike or Apple within the sacred vessel of this horoscope column. But you
may come across plugs for soul-nourishing commodities like creative
freedom, psychosexual bliss, and playful generosity. Like everyone else,
I'm a salesperson -- although I believe that the wares I peddle are
unambiguously good for you. In this spirit, I invite you to hone your own
sales pitch. It's an excellent time to interest people in the fine products
and ideas and services that you have to offer.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Would you do me a favor, please? Would you
do your friends and loved ones and the whole world a favor? Don't
pretend you're less powerful and beautiful than you are. Don't downplay
or neglect the magic you have at your disposal. Don't act as if your
unique genius is nothing special. OK? Are you willing to grant us these
small indulgences? Your specific talents, perspectives, and gifts are
indispensable right now. The rest of us need you to be bold and brazen
about expressing them.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you
are magic." Whenever that quote appears on the Internet, it's falsely
attributed to painter Frida Kahlo. In fact, it was originally composed by
poet Marty McConnell. In any case, I'll recommend that you heed it in the
coming weeks. You really do need to focus on associating with allies who
see the mysterious and lyrical best in you. I will also suggest that you get
inspired by a line that Frida Kahlo actually wrote: "Take a lover who looks
at you like maybe you are a bourbon biscuit." (If you don't know what a
bourbon biscuit is, I'll tell you: chocolate buttercream stuffed between
two thin rectangular chocolate biscuits.)
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Here's what author Franz Kafka wrote in his
diary on August 2, 1914: "Germany has declared war on Russia. I went
swimming in the afternoon." We could possibly interpret his nonchalance
about world events to be a sign of callous self-absorption. But I
recommend that you cultivate a similar attitude in the coming weeks. In
accordance with astrological omens, you have the right and the need to
shelter yourself from the vulgar insanity of politics and the pathological
mediocrity of mainstream culture. So feel free to spend extra time
focusing on your own well-being. (P.S.: Kafka's biographer says swimming
served this role for him. It enabled him to access deep unconscious
reserves of pleasurable power that renewed his spirit.)
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Am I delusional to advise a perky, talkative
Gemini like yourself to enhance your communication skills? How dare I
even hint that you're not quite perfect at a skill you were obviously born
to excel at? But that's exactly what I'm here to convey. The coming
weeks will be a favorable time to take inventory of how you could more
fully develop your natural ability to exchange information. You'll be in
robust alignment with cosmic rhythms if you take action to refine the way
you express your own messages and receive and respond to other
people's messages.
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