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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
April 28, 2010
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There's another free release from the soundtrack for my book
*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA.*
It's called "Shadow Blessings."
You can access it here:
http://bit.ly/ShadowBless
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Personal Horoscope Readings from my colleague Ro Loughran:
http://YourSoulJourney.com
I'm not doing personal charts these days. In addition to my work on the
weekly horoscopes, the Expanded Audio Horoscopes, the daily text
message horoscopes, this newsletter, and my website, I'm also working
on a music CD and hatching a new book. There's no time left over!
But I highly recommend Ro Loughran, whose approach to astrology
closely matches my own.
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The revised and expanded version of my book *PRONOIA IS THE
ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA* is available at Amazon: http://bit.ly/Pronoia
and also at Powells:
http://bit.ly/PronoiaPowells
Here's an excerpt:
Last week we ran a selection of "Letters to the Beauty and Truth Lab" --
inquiries from readers who have experimented with pronoia in their lives,
as well as our responses. Here we continue with another selection.
LETTERS TO THE BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB, Part 2
DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB: Can you tell me why my trivial prayers
are often answered (please don't let the light turn red, please let there be
enough milk for one cup of coffee, etc.), but never my big life-changing
prayers (please send me a soul mate, please help me make money at what
I love to do)? Are God's priorities screwed up, or is it me? - Dumb Luck
Collector
Dear DLC: There's an old fairy tale in which two old folks are given three
wishes by a magic dwarf, but impulsively waste them on the first silly
whims that pop into their heads. I'll tell you what I would have told them:
Proceed on the assumption that only a few of your fervent prayers will be
granted. Don't use them up on pleas for convenience when you're tired,
cranky, or desperate. A Tibetan proverb says, "The person who gets
stuck on petty happiness will not attain great happiness."
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DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB: You must be kidding with your Pollyanna
crap. Either that or you're lying to get gullible people to love you and give
you money.
The truth is, life is not in the least bit kind. It's a brutal struggle for
survival -- at best. We are, sadly, animals who are stuck being conscious
of our own mortality, forever stalked by death, and trying to avoid both
that knowledge and the inevitable appearance of the grim reaper. Wake
up and see the sickness and misery that life on this planet really is. - Your
Good Cheer Makes Me Puke
Dear Puker: It's true that the Beauty and Truth Lab errs on the side of
optimism, but only because so many so-called experts and leaders err on
the side of cynicism. Our calling is to overcompensate for the relentless
propaganda that creates the false impression that ugliness rules the
world.
By the way, when we urge people to more fully appreciate the multitude
of blessings they take for granted, it's not the same as advising them to
pretend there's no suffering in the world.
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DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB: I recently borrowed a copy of Pronoia
from my local library. I was attracted to the idea of scribbling my
thoughts and ideas in the book, but I was unsure whether I should commit
this act of flagrant vandalism. Then I noticed the book had been borrowed
at least a half dozen times prior, but nobody had written anything in it. I
was shocked. Clearly they were zombies, or else too (un-pronoiacally?)
reverent to the sacred scrolls to tarnish its beauty.
So, my question is: Would you write, scribble, and doodle in a library
book? —Artillery
Dear Artillery: Did you ever hear the CD called *The Bees Made Honey in
the Lion's Skull*? We're listening to it right now.
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DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB: I was lying in my bed basking in a
sunbeam this morning, too comfortable to get up and take my Prozac,
when I thought, Hey, what if I'm not, you know, emotionally challenged?
What if I'm just lazy? Maybe if I worked harder at cultivating happiness, I'd
just sort of outgrow my depression -- you know, render it irrelevant. Do
you have an opinion about this theory? - Slothful Slack Seeker
Dear Slothful: We'd have to know more about your personal history to
evaluate whether laziness is the cause of your depression. We do know
this, though: Many people are extremely lax about their pursuit of
happiness. Here's our question to you: What tricks would you have to play
on yourself in order to get more aggressive about mastering the art of
feeling really good?
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DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB: It's my goal to become a Texas
Congressman 12 years from now and a Senator 20 years from now. I have
a lot of original ideas about how to make the world a better place, and
I've decided that the best way to make them happen is by becoming a
force in national politics. Do you have any advice on how to proceed in a
pronoiac manner? - Pragmatic Idealist Who Doesn't Need to Marry a
Blond, Blue-Eyed Cheerleader with Six-Pack Abs
Dear Pragmatic Idealist: First, you could obtain a piece of the Burning
Bush from the monastery of St. Catherine of Alexandria on Mt. Sinai. Next,
acquire a tooth or finger bone of Mary Magdalene from one of her
reliquaries in southern France. Bring these sacred objects to the
NorthPark Center shopping mall in Dallas during a blow-out sale. While
kneeling in front of the ATM near Neiman Marcus, place a shred of the
bush under your tongue as you stroke the tooth or finger bone and
reverently intone Emily Dickenson's poem "Soul at the White Heat."
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DEAR BEAUTY AND TRUTH LAB: During your shows or workshops or
rituals or whatever you call them, I have heard you refer to "learning the
difference between stupid suffering and smart suffering." I had no idea
what you were talking about until recently.
The truth finally hit me the morning after I climbed into bed with my sort
of ex-boyfriend. He's pretty good at the sex thing, technically speaking,
even though his inability to converse intelligently and honestly about
emotions drives me into the ninth level of the abyss.
Afterward, as I got dressed, feeling that bizarre and oh-so-familiar
disjunction of having had a physical release but being utterly distraught
by the lack of authentic connection between me and the person who
helped incite that orgasm, I suddenly thought, "Wow! This is stupid
suffering. I've done this and done this and done this to death. Stupid
suffering is repeating a lesson I've already learned and been through."
In the next breath I mused, "Maybe smart suffering is what happens when
I'm trying something new, taking a good risk, that will teach me tough
lessons I didn't even realize I needed to learn."
Thanks to you people for planting the seed in my head, and thanks to me
for finally sprouting it. - Smart Sufferer
Dear Smart Sufferer: Don't be too hard on yourself about your "stupid"
suffering -- especially in this case. Your stupid suffering was actually
pretty smart, since it catalyzed in you an insight about avoiding stupid
suffering in the future.
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MORE PRONOIA RESOURCES:
NOT ALL PROPHECIES SMACK OF DOOM AND GLOOM
5 Positive Science Fiction Novels To Enjoy While Waiting for the
Singularity
http://tinyurl.com/y4z8es6
IT'S REALLY SURPRISING HOW MANY MIRACLES THERE ARE
"Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse
Hip hop pronoia (NSFW language)
http://tinyurl.com/yhunpsr
EXAMINE THE GORGEOUS EVIDENCE OF PRONOIA
The Most Beautiful Spiders in the World
http://tinyurl.com/yz48ld7
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning April 29
Copyright 2010 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A little knowledge can be dangerous. I
constantly meet people who have boxed themselves into tight spots by
misusing their smattering of astrological information. There's no better
example of this than the superstition about Mercury retrograde, which is
supposedly a bad time to begin anything new. During one such period last
year, an acquaintance of mine decided to delay accepting a dream job
offer as editor of a magazine. By the time Mercury returned to normal,
the magazine had hired another applicant. I wish I'd have known, because I
would have told her what I'll tell you: Some of America's biggest, most
enduring Fortune 500 companies began when Mercury was retrograde,
including Disney, Goodyear, and Boeing. The moral of the story: Of all the
signs of the zodiac, it's most important that you Tauruses don't worry
about launching new projects during the current Mercury retrograde.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Would you *really* prefer it if you had no
problems? Do you imagine you'd enjoy life more if everything was pure
fun and smoothly easy? Here's an astrological perspective: People who
have an over-abundance of positive aspects in their natal horoscopes
often turn out to be lucky but lazy bums who never accomplish much. So
I say, be thankful for the complications that are visiting you. I bet they
will make a man out of you if you're a woman, or a woman out of you if
you're a man. If you're white, they'll help you get blacker, and if you're
black, they'll make you whiter. Catch my drift? As you do your best to
solve the knotty riddle, you'll become better balanced and more versatile
than folks who are rarely challenged.
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Here's the most important rule for you in the
coming week: Keep your eyes fixed on a vision of your shining destiny. If
you do, you'll be unflappable, indefatigable, and irrepressible. Your luck
will be so crazy good it'll be almost spooky. Noble deeds you did in the
past will finally bring the rewards you deserve. Allies will conspire to assist
you, sometimes in ways you couldn't have predicted. I'm not
exaggerating, Cancerian. If you stay focused on the highest prize, you'll
live a charmed life.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): In 1990, my rock band World Entertainment War
played at a San Francisco nightclub on the same bill as the Beatnigs, an
assemblage fronted by Michael Franti. Their avant-garde industrial music
featured band members rhythmically hitting a steel bar with a power saw
and slapping a long chain against a piece of sheet metal hanging from the
back wall. Fast-forward to 2009, when Franti's latest band Spearhead
released a catchy romantic pop ditty titled "Say Hey (I Love You)," which
reached number 18 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart. I predict a comparable
development for you in the next six months, Leo: moving from a state of
raw, dark, obscure power to a state of bright, refined, accessible power.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Mangosteens and rambutans are exotic fruits
that grow in faraway places. The mangosteen is creamy and purple, with a
peachy citrus taste, while the rambutan is like a big hairy red grape. This
is a perfect moment, astrologically speaking, to invite them into your
mouth. Likewise, the time is right for you to consider welcoming other
colorful, striking, and foreign elements into your life. So maybe consider
making friends with a Paraguayan acrobat. Sing Vietnamese folk songs.
Read the memoirs of an Iranian exile. Exchange conspiracy theories with
an Icelandic fairy.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A reader named Emory proposes that we add a
new meme to the cultural lexicon: *interpersonal intellectual orgasm.*
Here's how he describes it: "It happens when your conversation with
another person becomes so intense that nothing else matters except the
dialog you're creating together. The two of you are so in-tune, so
intellectually bonded, that the sensation is almost like making love. For
that time, it's like that person is in you and you are in that person; you
are one because you understand each other so completely." I bring this to
your attention, Libra, because you're in a phase of your astrological cycle
when the interpersonal intellectual orgasm is far more likely than usual to
occur.
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this newsletter, they're pretty nutritious. You may never need any of the
other stuff I create.
But if you ever do crave an added boost, you may want to sample my
Expanded Audio Horoscopes. They're different in tone and intent than the
written scopes, imbued with a little more of the psychologist in me, and a
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- Teresa F., Boston, MA
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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Unlike people who cheat on their mates,
polyamorists carry on two or more intimate relationships but don't lie
about it. Their lovers know about each other and have agreed to the
arrangement. I applaud those who have the inclination to pull off this
tricky work, even though I personally couldn't manage it. Handling just a
single intense bond takes improbable amounts of my ingenuity. If I were
trying to weave my fate together with more than one partner, I wouldn't
have any energy left over to write these horoscopes or do anything else.
How about you, Scorpio? You're in a phase when splitting your attention
might be tempting, not just in regards to your love life but in other areas,
too. Whether that's the right thing to do, I can't say. Here's what I do
know: You can either go deeper or wider, but not both.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): "Never bear more than one trouble at a
time," wrote author and clergyman Edward Everett Hale. "Some people
bear three kinds -- all they have had, all they have now, and all they
expect to have." That's good advice for you, Sagittarius. Please just stick
to the trouble you have, and drop the other two kinds. There's no need to
fill up your beautiful head with extra torment. Besides, you're much more
likely to wrestle the current trouble into submission if you're not weighted
down by unnecessary extras.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): What excites you? What makes you itch
with a longing to be surprised? What fills you to the brim with curiosity
and an agitated sense of wonder? You may not know even half of what
you could potentially realize about these matters. Have you ever sat
down and taken a formal inventory? Have you ever dedicated yourself to
figuring out all the things that would inspire you most? Do it sometime
soon, please; attend to this glorious task. According to my reading of the
omens, it's prime time to do so.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It's a good thing Margaret Mitchell suffered
a broken ankle back in 1925. She got so bored as she lay around the
house recuperating that she started writing a book. Eventually it
blossomed into the 423,000-word blockbuster *Gone with the Wind,*
which sold 30 million copies and won her the Pulitzer Prize. Judging from
your current astrological omens, Aquarius, I suspect that you too may
soon be offered an opportunity disguised as a ho-hum problem.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I was pleased when I discovered a website
with a video of quirky songstress Cat Power singing David Bowie's iconic
song "Space Oddity." I love her, I love Bowie, and I love the tune. And yet
a wave of disappointment broke over me when I realized, 30 seconds into
the performance, that it was actually a car commercial. I felt duped.
Appalled. Outraged. Any pleasure I'd gotten from the experience was
ruined. Don't be like me, Pisces. You, too, may soon receive a blessing
that has some minor annoyance. Don't overreact like me. Look past the
blemish and enjoy the gift.
ARIES (March 21-April 19): "In a recipe for salsa published recently, one
of the ingredients was misstated, due to an error," said an apology run by
a local newspaper. "The correct ingredient is '2 tsp. of cilantro' instead of
'2 tsp. of cement.'" This is an example of the kind of miscue you should
be alert for in your own life during the coming week, Aries. As long as you
pay close attention and spot the tiny booboos as they arise, you won't
end up dipping your chips into a gritty, gravely mess.
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HOMEWORK: Practicing unconditional love is the toughest, most heroic
task of all. Here's my attempt to get better at it: http://bit.ly/WorldKiss.
Tell me about your attempts at Truthrooster@gmail.com.
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