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Rob Brezsny's Astrology Newsletter
April 9, 2008
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"Why do we focus so intensely on our problems? What draws us to them?
Why are they so attractive? They have the magnet power of love:
somehow we desire our problems; we are in love with them much as we
want to get rid of them . . . Problems sustain us -- maybe that's why they
don't go away. What would a life be without them? Completely
tranquilized and loveless . . . There is a secret love hiding in each problem
. . . ."
- James Hillman, *The Essential James Hillman: A Blue Fire,* edited
by Thomas Moore
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My book
*PRONOIA IS THE ANTIDOTE FOR PARANOIA:
How the Whole World Is Conspiring to Shower You with Blessings*
is available for sale at http://tinyurl.com/qaj62
Here's an excerpt:
LET'S MAKE MORALITY FUN
Are you turned off by the authoritarian, libido-mistrusting perversity of
the right-wing moral code, but equally reluctant to embrace the atheism
embedded in the left wing's code of goodness?
Are you hungry for a value system rooted in beauty, love, pleasure, and
liberation instead of order, control, politeness, and fear, but allergic to the
sophistry of the New Age?
Are you apathetic toward the saccharine goodness evangelized by
sentimental, superstitious fanatics, but equally bored by the intellectuals
who worship at the empty-hearted shrine of scientific materialism?
It may be time for you to whip up your very own moral code.
If you do, you might want to keep the following guidelines in mind:
1. A moral code becomes immoral unless it can thrive without a devil and
enemy.
2. A moral code grows ugly unless it prescribes good-natured rebellion
against automaton-like behavior offered in its support.
3. A moral code becomes murderous unless it's built on a love for the
fact that EVERYTHING CHANGES ALL THE TIME, and unless it perpetually
adjusts its reasons for being true.
4. A moral code will corrupt its users unless it ensures that their primary
motivation for being good is because it's fun.
5. A moral code deadens the soul of everyone it touches unless it has a
built-in sense of humor.
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My docu-fiction memoir
*THE TELEVISIONARY ORACLE*
is available for sale at http://tinyurl.com/2ftyq6
and can be read free online at http://tinyurl.com/3c2j4x
(Scroll down the page to find the link to Chapter 1)
Here's an excerpt:
The scene: a mother and eight-year-old daughter at a restaurant. Peering
earnestly at the waitress, the girl says, "I want a hot dog, french fries,
and Coke."
The mother doesn't acknowledge this declaration. "My daughter will have
the bean salad, plain yogurt, and grapefruit juice," she asserts.
Turning to the girl, the waitress asks, "Do you want ketchup with it?"
The girl beams at the waitress and muses to herself, "She thinks I'm real."
The moral of the story: Make sure that you hang out as much as possible
with people like the waitress.
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To read more news and features from *PRONOIA*, go here:
http://tinyurl.com/lhwx2
You can buy the book here:
AMAZON
http://tinyurl.com/qaj62
POWELLS
http://tinyurl.com/3dsx6q
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OTHER PRONOIA RESOURCES:
GENIUS RUN WILD
Inspired talks by the world's greatest thinkers and doers
http://www.ted.com/
WE MAY BE MUTANTS
Does the Human Brain Possess Potential Superpowers?
http://tinyurl.com/33xssy
THE SCIENCE OF PEACE-MONGERING
Has Science Found a Way to End All Wars?
"Given adequate food, fuel, and gender equality, mass conflict just might
disappear."
http://tinyurl.com/33xxkl
ARCHIVES OF THESE PRONOIAC RESOURCES
http://pronoiaresources.wordpress.com
A pronoia researcher named Darin Wilson has created a website that is
archiving all the pronoaic resources I've been calling your attention to in
this newsletter for the past few years.
(Note: I endorse these because I like them. They are not advertisements,
and I get no kickbacks.)
Please tell me your own personal nominations for PRONOIA RESOURCES.
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FREE WILL ASTROLOGY
Week beginning April 10
Copyright 2008 by Rob Brezsny
http://FreeWillAstrology.com
Grammar key: Asterisks equal *italics*
ARIES (March 21-April 19): High-definition TV makes everything look
more vivid than standard broadcast technology. Images are so high-
quality they almost appear 3-D. While this is enjoyable to viewers, some
performers are uncomfortable with the way it reveals their skin's
imperfections. Did you know that Brad Pitt has acne scars? I predict a
metaphorically similar development for you in the coming weeks, Aries.
Every little thing you do will be more highly visible and have greater
impact than before. Wherever you've been 2-D, you'll become 3-D. That
could turn out really well for you if you take it as a challenge to fine-tune
your commitment to excellence and integrity.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): "When nothing is working very well," says
astrologer Caroline Casey, "it might be a cosmic conspiracy to get you to
experiment." Let's proceed as if that hypothesis were true, Taurus.
Identify a place in your life where you're stuck, where everything you
attempt meets with resistance, or where you don't have the motivation
you'd like to feel. Then brainstorm about an experiment you could do that
would break you out of the holding pattern. Proceed on the assumption
that the universe will become friendlier and more helpful if you try an
approach you've never used before.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): What I hope you'll achieve in the coming days
is a state of mind like that described by Dan Linton, one of my readers.
This is his report. "Last night I went to Wal-Mart with a friend who
was returning some tools. I walked around the store while he was at the
service desk. In the shampoo aisle an unusual man who looked like an
Aborigine made extended eye contact with me. As he walked past he
announced in a happy tone, 'Your mind is empty.' I was super excited and
found my friend to tell him. 'Isn't that an insult?' he asked. 'No,' I said.
'The guy meant that my mind is clear, which is true. This is the first time
in two years I've felt that my mind is free of shrunken expectations,
limiting concepts, and emotional distortions.'"
CANCER (June 21-July 22): Normally you're inclined to massage problems
until they relax, not bash problems until they break. Your preference is to
paint fuzzy, impressionistic pictures rather than creating crisp snapshots.
Nevertheless, the astrological omens indicate that in the next two weeks,
you should take an approach recommended by Winston Churchill: "If you
have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a
pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it
a third time -- a tremendous whack."
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AUDIO LOVE LETTERS
In addition to the horoscopes that come to you in this newsletter, I create
more in-depth audio horoscopes for your inspiration. I think of them as
my love letters to you. They're $6 if you access them on the Web, or
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"I never knew it was possible to get my butt kicked and my head patted
at the same time -- until I listened to you, Rob." -Kristi P., Portland, OR
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LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I hesitate to be so blunt, but the fact of the
matter is that right now God in on your side. This is true even if you're an
atheist. Simply put, the Divine Wow is listening to you more closely than
She is to everyone else; She is more prone to slipping you little gifts than
all of Her other children; She is plotting to reveal more useful inside
information to you than She has in a long time. Here's a tip to ensure
you'll get the maximum benefit out of your goodies: Use at least some of
your fantastic luck to help people in need.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): "On an average weekday," wrote Saul Bellow,
"the *New York Times* contains more information than any contemporary
of Shakespeare's would have acquired in a lifetime." But religious writer F.
Forrester Church adds a caveat to that imposing thought. In his book
*Lifecraft: The Art of Meaning in the Everyday,* he writes, "The *Times*
is a fine paper. But for all its information, it only hints, and then only
occasionally, at what Shakespeare knew so well: that the beauty of the
bird, the symbol of the snake, the courage of the pilot, and the wonder of
human love will always be touched with mystery." In accordance with your
current omens, Virgo, I urge you to abstain from the *New York Times'*
specialty and seek out Shakespeare-style soul food for thought. Love
enigmas more than certainties.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): "Where would the gardener be if there were no
weeds?" asked ancient Chinese sage Chuang Tzu. To that I add: Where
would lawyers be without crimes? How would psychotherapists fare
without neurotics? What would critics do without the stuff they love to
diss? Now let's apply this line of thinking to you, Libra. What thing that
you dislike also happens to be something you need? What condition that
you're opposed to is essential in constructing your identity? This is a
good time to acknowledge the value of everything you oppose, disagree
with, and fight against.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Marie Poland Fish was an oceanographer who
invented a new form of underwater sound detection for the navy. To
perfect the technology, she spent years studying the sounds made by
300 different species that live in the sea. Her innovations allowed attack
vessels to tell the difference between enemy submarines and schools of
fish, thereby avoiding assaults on the fish. She's your role model for the
coming week, Scorpio. May she inspire you to develop foolproof methods
for distinguishing between actual threats and the harmless influences that
may superficially resemble them.
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AUDIO HOROSCOPES
In addition to the horoscopes that you're reading here, I create more in-
depth audio horoscopes for your inspiration. Find out more at
http://RealAstrology.com.
The audio horoscopes are also available by phone at 1-877-873-4888 or
1-900-950-7700.
"You told me the truth when no one else in my life would." -Darren H.,
Minneapolis
"Your wake-up calls keep me from getting stale." -Arris T., Aspen, CO
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Here's the first thing you need to know
about the current state of your destiny: "Everything is blooming most
recklessly; if it were voices instead of colors, there would be an
unbelievable shrieking into the heart of the night." That message comes
to you from poet Rainer Maria Rilke. Here's the second piece of wisdom
you should take with you everywhere you go. It's from Vladimir Nabokov:
"For aren't you and I gods? Let all of life be an unfettered howl. Release
life's rapture. Everything is blooming. Everything is flying. Everything is
screaming. Laughter. Running."
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Want to know a secret? I "predict" the
present, not the future. In other words, I discern unconscious patterns
and invisible influences that are affecting you *now.* I also try to inspire
you to read your *own* mind so as to uncover feelings that you've been
hiding from yourself. So I can't necessarily tell you what specific events
will transpire in the coming days. But I do suspect the following things are
true, although you may not be aware of them yet: You are in the midst of
redefining what home means to you. You've been neglecting a deep need
that's a bit embarrassing to you. And there's a place in your foundation
that's in disrepair and requires your immediate attention.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Opening for travel in 1926, Route 666 ran
from Arizona through three other states. It became a problem for
fundamentalist Christians, who got obsessed with the idea that 666 is an
evil number associated with the devil. As their toxic delusions increasingly
poisoned America's collective imagination, there was a growing outcry to
rename the road. Finally, highway authorities gave in to the pressure and
officially banished 666, turning it into Route 191 in Arizona and Route
491 elsewhere. This is an idiotically superstitious example of an otherwise
sound principle that actually has merit: Altering the name of a person or
thing can change the way it's perceived, and possibly even transform its
essential nature. I bring this up, Aquarius, because now is an excellent
time for you to use this principle to your advantage. What or whom would
benefit from a renaming?
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Please don't get sidetracked by the pursuit of
minor dreams that would give you trivial satisfaction. And please talk
yourself out of going after ephemeral rewards that would at best provide
you with a false sense of accomplishment. Here's why this advice is even
more important than usual: You have an intense but limited amount of
driving ambition available to you at the moment, so you've got to make
sure you use it on a project or projects that will still be meaningful to you
a year from now.
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HOMEWORK: Ask yourself if there's any place in your life where you think
you're doing your best but in fact you could do better. Testify by going
to http://FreeWillAstrology.com and clicking on "Email Rob."
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WANT TO GET YOUR CHART DONE?
I'm not doing personal charts, but I highly recommend my astrological
colleague, RO LOUGHRAN. Her approach closely matches my own. In our
many discussions about astrology over the years, we've had a major
influence on each other's work.
Ro utilizes a blend of well-trained intuition, emotional warmth, and a high
degree of technical proficiency in horoscope interpretation; she is skilled
at exploring the mysteries of your life's purpose and nurturing your
connection with your own inner wisdom.
Ro is based in California, but can do phone consultations and otherwise
work with you regardless of geographic boundaries.
Ro's website is at
http://YourSoulJourney.com
She can also be reached at roloughran@comcast.net
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